Holy shit, this has to be the sexiest vampire movie I’ve ever seen. Every scantily clad woman in this movie is hot (you can tell they are strippers of some sort from they way they shower and fondle their breasts) from top to bottom, even when they are lying their in pools of blood.
A group of friends head off for a little trip to Uncle Marty’s house for a night of steamy action. Even before they get there one of the blonde bombshells is puking up a storm with the typical asshole guys that get the hot chicks shouting demoralizing lines at the woman, even in distress. They get to the house only to find out that Lisa (Montelongo-full blown muscle hottie) all of a sudden begins trips into some sort of deadly flash outs. Blood drips down the walls, shower heads spewing blood, etc, etc…. Just as they become drunkingly comfortable, Uncle Marty shows up out of nowhere to find that there are a bunch of youngins’ and biguns’ hanging in his house. Much like a respectable host would do, he waits on them fpor a fantastic stay. What they don’t know is Marty has something up his sleeve for the visitors, Uncle Marty is a Vampire folks. Hard to believe he would be the one to get the whole ball rolling, duhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! One by one, they get picked off in very interesting ways with some impressive cg effects to boot. As for story line, it’s a bummer. You wouldn’t think to many good qualities came from this but when you actually listen the scoring you would be quite impressed (and me being a musician I feel I lust give it’s just deserve) As for a fun time with some retarded fart jokes thrown in for good measure? A shower of tits is for those looking to enhance their pants.
Not much on the extras but those guns of theirs should certainly give you pleasure for many viewings too cum. Ha ha ha ha…4 scare stars for 3-D boobs.
-Cannibal Cam
- Interview with J.R. Bookwalter - January 22, 2015
- Interview with Andrew J. Rausch - January 22, 2015
- Interview with Rick Popko and Dan West - January 22, 2015
- Interview with Director Stevan Mena (Malevolence) - January 22, 2015
- Interview with Screenwriter Jeffery Reddick (Day of the Dead 2007) - January 22, 2015
- Teleconference interview with Mick Garris (Masters of Horror) - January 22, 2015
- A Day at the Morgue with Corri English (Unrest) - January 22, 2015
- Interview with Writer/Director Nacho Cerda (The Abandoned, Aftermath) - January 22, 2015
- Interview with Actress Thora Birch (Dark Corners, The Hole, American Beauty) - January 22, 2015
- Interview with Actor Jason Behr, Plus Skinwalkers Press Coverage - January 22, 2015
