Ok so pretty much this is going to be a short review, because in all fairness I can respect great artistic shots and so on, but as for films like this, where their is some art involved, but for the most part they are boring horror films that I just can't get into....

Okay, there are two things you really need to know about Santa’s Slay: 1) it stars wrestler Bill Goldberg, 2) he plays a killer Santa (who also happens to be the son of Satan). If you’re not excited by these two aspects of this little slice of chaotic cinematic...

During the early ’80s, the horror genre purged a slew of Christmas-themed takes on the holiday, many of which focused upon the character of Santa: Charles Sellier Jr.’s Silent Night, Deadly Night; Lewis Jackson’s You Better Watch Out; Edmund Purdom’s Don’t Open ’Til...

It should come as no surprise that Nicholas Webster--the man responsible for a handful of episodes of “The Waltons”--created one of the worst films in history, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Though a highly creative premise begging for a satirical execution,...

The Sci-fi channel produces and pick ups so many films per year to air on the channel that it's hard for one to actually sit down and watch them all. Most people see one or two and then don't bother anymore because the films are far from being anything great. However...

SAM'S LAKE is another one of those people go to the lake in the woods movie.. In fact, We really don't see a lake all the much in the movie at all. We have seen plenty of movies like this before, so why not add another to the mix. The thing with SAM'S LAKE however is...

Given a very generic, meaningless title for its UK DVD release (wot, was “GORY” already taken?!), this low-budget flick has eye candy if nothing else. Young Lauren Currie Lewis is uber-hot, has a great ass and looks more than a bit like Alicia Silverstone circa 1995....

Italian director Pier Paolo Pasolini (Oedipus Rex, Accattone, Medea, The Canterbury Tales, Teorema, The Decameron) died a few months after making Salò, having been ran over, by some counts up to three times, by his own Alfa Romeo. Some speculate that his murderer, a...

Well before I begin my review here I must warn everyone that this film is not for anyone under the age of 18 and that some people my find this film to be offensive. With that said I shall begin. Sacred Flesh is a film that borderlines being classified as being porn,...

Twisted Sisters is collaboration between German writer/director Wolfgang Buld and British indie Purple Orange Films. So yeah in a nutshell it's a foreign indie flick, it has that foreign PAL format look to it, and all the actors speak British like their on some low...

A reunion of the director and star of the interesting PENETRATION ANGST - a quirky variation on the vagina dentate concept - TWISTED SISTERS is a low-budget Brit take on early DePalma : the title gives away the obvious good-twin-bad-twin debt to SISTERS though...

Catherine Hardwicke, who directed the outstanding, authentic teen-focused drama THIRTEEN at the outset of her movie career, proves an apt choice for the big screen adaptation of the first in Stephenie Meyer’s wildly popular series of adolescent-pitched supernatural...

I can't believe that some critics said that this film was as violent as Hostel and Saw. What movie did they watch? This film has nothing on either of them. I don't think one scene where a girl's organs are taken out and a few other people are shot and killed with...

John Stockwell’s Turistas is the epitome of the standard horror film. Aside from the rote facets of the production, its plagiarism is subsequently counterbalanced when the director almost posits something of interest as he heavy-handedly delivers political commentary...