Vampire Junction!, how about another waste of my time. At least in this flick compared to the last few films Jess Franco put out there are some hot looking lesbo action scenes. But Lina Romay is back to puke up my hard earned scarios. Why do you bring her back when you she is overweight and over 80? Just doesn’t work on these shores pal. The setting and the locale is absurd. You can clearly see it is some western town used in some theme park, it’s all too clean and the signs and bucking bronco ride just don’t help the matter. The story doesn’t help either. Lina is sent to this town to interview a surgeon for some dumb reason and is now buckling under the vampire pressures of lesbianism and absolute gayness. Nothing is found out or concluded. A sheriff that should not be one in a town where nobody lives anyways and so on. I fast forward all his movies now because nothing happens regardless, other than a 20 minute but ugly dyke scene since Lina is thrown in for sickening consequences.

Also a short film entitled Evil Night (I know Euro’s cash in on American box office smashes but Jess retelling and Evil Dead story with more zombies and pointless occurrences is beyond me). Not a big fan of these films at all. Waste of my time.

-Cannibal Cam