Folks, you will never forget what you see here. THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST HORROR MOVIE EVER MADE. I can’t believe how much I laughed, I swear to God. Me and my bro Big Daddy Deth blazed a cannon and thought this would be something to really bust out over. I remembered the trusty Bill Zebub features from before. DIRTBAGS, and METALHEADS. Great family entertainment of the sickest and most degrading kind. My kind of shit. Now a horror movie! Even better.

The story line is this. Put every scenario of horror-Dom in one flick, and make it as shit as possible. Cheap ass gore (watermelon style), Shit monsters, Lesbian vampire, Muslim terrorists, a 5000’ tall woman, zombie Jesus, a giant spider. Bro, everything. The CGI is shit. Is this an Amiga 500 computer? Brutal animation. Like when the cop gets ass rammed by the horny Werewolf. Classic material. How about when they talk about your own fart tolerance. Jesus saves the day? Army men attacks? Getting killed with no reason or motives? Killer banana peels? Just freaking great. I died laughing. I fucking love this! LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! If you like your material downright brutal in everyway, then get drunk, order some massive za, crank King Diamond in the background, blaze a tartuga and let the games begin. A repeater for sure.

-Cannibal Cam