Stupid Teenagers Must Die

Stupid Teenagers Must Die

As much as I can’t stand the look of digital video; to the point where I usually shut off a lot of films that are shot on it. I must admit that even though it bothered the shit out of me; that Stupid Teenagers Must Die is a pretty decent low budget flick. The...
The Stuff

The Stuff

Larry Cohen’s The Stuff is perhaps best described as Don Siegel’s Invasion of the Body Snatchers meets Irvin Yeaworth’s The Blob, replete with a black humor, Z-movie premise, presented via Swiftian satire, as the director highlights the absurdity of mass consumerism...
Study Hell

Study Hell

Typically, after viewing a putrid piece of cinema schlock, I attempt to distance myself from the work as much as possible and try not to dwell on the fact that I have wasted x amount of lifetime which I can never hope to get back. Yet, as occupational hazard would...
The Student of Prague

The Student of Prague

Henrik Galeen’s daunting remake of Hanns Heinz Ewers’s tale of a Faustian doppelganger based upon Edgar Allan Poe’s “William Wilson” is, to date, the definite version of the narrative due to the director’s knowledge, appreciation, and implementation of German...
Storm Warning

Storm Warning

“To catch a mad dog, you have to think like a mad dog…Only madder…” Jamie Blanks, a self-professed horror fan, found modest success in Hollywood with a pair of streamlined, post-SCREAM teen horror movies (URBAN LEGEND, VALENTINE), both heavily influenced by the...
Stories of a Gravedigger

Stories of a Gravedigger

I was kind of optimistic about reviewing this film, when I received it in the mail the filmmakers had informed me that the film was not fully complete, that the screener was a “work in progress”. So I figured well that’s no reason for me to be all...