Directed by Andy Signore & T.J. Nordaker Ever wonder what it’s like having a job so shitty that even elementary school kids make fun of you? Looked down on as the lowest of the low no matter how well you do your job? Because after all, you’re just…The Janitor....

With Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday, one thing becomes obvious: the production company’s agenda. After the Friday the 13th Box Office peaked with Steve Minor’s Friday the 13th Part 3, our machete-carrying zombie’s returns steadily declined with each new chapter....

I love the work of Edgar Allen Poe, as so do the majority of horror fans. Serial killers and their crimes are part of history and many of their gruesome crimes sometimes can be grounds for a good film if the story is told right. But let’s face the facts here: there...

Well folks, I really don't have much to say about this flick titled "Jacqueline Hyde", I mean it's not really a horror film, it just kind of follows the "Jekyll and Hyde" plot line; well sort of does anyway. In all honesty I really don't know if you can classify this...

I completely and utterly appreciate any modern day attempt to make a true B-movie fiasco, a “so bad, it’s good” cinematic atrocity, however, this very fine aesthetic tightrope which separates “good bad” from “bad bad” should only be walked by . . . well, I would state...

Oftentimes filmmakers attempt to ignore the perimeters set by their budgets, the consequences often being an overextended work which, if the powers-that-be would have conscientiously acknowledged their limitations, would have otherwise resulted in a very capable,...

Have you ever sat down to watch a movie and then afterwards said to yourself “What the hell did I just Watch?” That is exactly what I did when I sat down to watch this film, JACK BROWN GENIUS. The film was co-written and executive produced by Academy Award winner and...

You know it's been a slow year for good horror films when you can say a movie with a title like "JACK BROOKS: MONSTER SLAYER" is one of the best films you've seen so far this year. Well folks; that is the case here, at least in my opinion. What this film does in all...

Got a kidney to spare? In a nutshell this film is pretty much about a kidney, well not really but it revolves around organ theft. "Koma" revolves around the urban legend of organ theft, hence the whole wake up in a bathtub thing, where your body is on ice and your...

Alex Proyas’ movie career has been marked by atmospheric, intelligent and often dark-toned genre movies made within the Hollywood studio system, like THE CROW, DARK CITY and I ROBOT. His latest, KNOWING, is a sometimes corny, sometimes extraordinary $50 million...

As the year 2012 approaches, some believe that the Mayan calendar date is a prediction of the end of the world. With this, we have seen tons of apocalyptic motion pictures over years. Everything from a zombie apocalypse, asteroid assaults on the earth, plagues,...

During an already prolific year, Mario Bava agreed to rescue a production titled “Knives of the Avenger” from destitution. After a scant six days, he completed primary filming. What results is one of the most surprising works in the director’s canon and an anomaly of...

This has got to be the dumbest B-movie I've ever seen. You know you really can't take anything that E.I. Cinema puts out to seriously, especially when they put out parody films suck as this one; which if you live under a rock, is a parody of King Kong. I don't know...

Yet another winner in my books. A retelling of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s fantasy action adventure from 1925. A group of travelers crash onto a remote island, far from civilization. The team consisting of Steve Railsback playing Harry, the captured civilian from past...