Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key.
Your Vice Is A Locked Room and Only I Have the Key is another film from the legendary Italian director Sergio Martino that has just been released in a beautiful DVD edition by NoShame Films. The film is essentially Martino’s version of Edgar Allen Poe’s story “The...
Brain Damage
Cult horror director Frank Henenlotter has been called many things over the course of his all-too-brief career but unimaginative is not one of them. Not only does Henenlotter provide his audience with another instance of his trademark quirkiness which--like David...
Zombies, Zombies, Zombies
“Super soldiers? They’re more like genetically altered super zombies!” notes an over-acting character in a fake zombie-film-within-the-film at the outset, featuring a machete-wielding Tiffany Shepis and deliberately goofy and / or self mocking dialogue (“Zombies?! Who...
Zombie Strippers
The title says it all; ZOMBIE STRIPPERS. It's obviously a B-movie filled with porn stars who wish to become real actresses, but don't realize the only work they will ever get is in horror film such as this one. However, this is a one of those b-movies that actually...
Zombies of Mass Destruction
I am one of those horror fans that have completely lost faith in the zombie film; especially over the past year or two. If I need to think back over the past two years I can’t say that I have even seen a zombie film worth mentioning. My feeling toward the genre is...
Zombieland
In a movie that also features “Dueling Banjos”, Van Halen, Velvet Underground and Blue Oyster Cult, the stand-out musical moment is an opening title sequence full of uber slo-mo bloody zombie action (in fact, the bloodiest stuff in the whole movie is here) set to...
Brain Blockers
Here's the thing; for some reason my mailing address ended up in a database where anyone with a movie can send me a film for review. It never used to be like that with this particular company, which shall remain nameless, it used to have to be that the filmmakers...
Boy Eats Girl
With its modest UK backdrop and amusing interplay between ordinary, dim characters in the face of a zombie onslaught, BOY EATS GIRL inevitably echoes SHAUN OF THE DEAD, though it avoids the self-conscious genre-referencing that has become an increasingly wearying part...
The Box
When I first read the press release for "The Box" It sounded like a good enough thriller that it could pass on the border line of horror, well I was wrong, it was more of a crime/thriller. However I'd figure I'd give it a shot, and watch it. Well I found "The Box" to...
Boxed In
WARNING: The following review is not pretty. I’m going to be frank: when I received the Boxed In DVD in the mail, one look at the cover instantly induced a groan from me. I’ve seen enough no budget college-kids-trying-to-be-artistic films to piss me off (and I don’t...
Bottom Feeder
I'm very happy that I one of the first web critic to review this movie, I am a big fan of "Shooting Sizemore" the realty based Television show that documents the life of actor Tom Sizemore, and his struggle with addiction. In a way you can say that this film helped...
Zombie Honeymoon
avid Gebroe filled many shoes in Zombie Honeymoon: writer, director, producer, caterer, whatever you’ll have on this picture because he’s the driving force behind this low budget outing which, surprisingly, tries to do something new for the genre of zombie cinema in...
Botched
This messy but enjoyably off the wall movie pulls off a tone switch early on that may have been inspired by FROM DUSK TILL DAWN, with a banter-fuelled Tarantino-influenced heist flick turning into a hostage drama and then a full-blown slapstick gore comedy complete...
Zombie Honeymoon
Like John Landis said about this film, “The first truly romantic flesh eating corpse movie”. It seriously is, and all kinds of heart to back it up. A fantastic date movie if you ask me. It gets really deep into all kinds of emotions and then tears it all back out. My...
Border Blues
"Border Blues" is not a horror film at all, in fact it's more of an action thriller, which should explain my short review. I usually don't review films like this, but MTI sent me a screener so I figured what the hell. Well "Border Blues" is not half bad, it's actually...

