Danish director Carl Theodor Dreyer, best known for making The Passion of Joan of Arc, made one of the earliest talking versions of a vampire tale in his Vampyr: The Adventures of Allan Gray. What is most remarkable, outside of the title character not being based upon...

One half dozen of another. That's all I have to say as of late when it comes to the vast majority of killer mutant animal movies that are flooding our rental shelves and the Sci-fi channel. So why not add another poorly made giant killer snake movie to the mix. Pretty...

These Brain Damage dudes, if you don’t already know, have a special line of films purely geared toward the Vampire genre. Personally myself, I find it hard to ingest a plethora of these bloodsucking time wasters lately. I mean there hasn’t been much new material to...

In spite of a potentially fun old-school 80’s teen horror-type premise (a la NIGHT OF THE DEMONS), this turns out to be a lame, tame would-be slasher that unfolds in darkness at a slow pace and fails to show us any of the sort of stuff we expect to see : yep, that...

Vampire Junction!, how about another waste of my time. At least in this flick compared to the last few films Jess Franco put out there are some hot looking lesbo action scenes. But Lina Romay is back to puke up my hard earned scarios. Why do you bring her back when...

I've talked to quite a few people about this Argento flick simply known as THE CARD PLAYER, and a lot of people have said they didn't care much for it. I tend to disagree. Although I don't think it's the best film ever made as someone who does get bored watching the...

Getting married takes a lot of guts. I know first hand. I’m one of the many who have taken the plunge and have been happily married for almost four years. The old cliché goes that when you go on your honeymoon, you should do something that you will both remember and...

Here's another film that has a great box cover, a great title hot naked vampire girls and just hot naked girls, but fails on so many levels. Based on the story "Vampires Carmilla" seems to have more of a vampire story to it than Zombie. Don't get me wrong there are...

"The Voice Inside" is a very well produced shot film with some great looking photography and good production value despite it being shot on digital and given it's black and white look. (Sorry but as film maker myself, I can tell the difference.) but the film does have...

Wolf Rilla, alongside co screenwriters Stirling Silliphant (In the Heat of the Night , Charly) and Ronald Kinnoch, adapted John Wyndham’s The Midwich Cuckoos to the screen as he attempted to present a commentary on youth culture while simultaneously issuing a...

Being a product of the 1980s, the decade of my adolescence, the biggest comedies I remember going to the theater in pure adulation were Ghostbusters, Twins, and Stripes. What do these films have in common? They were all directed by Ivan Reitman. While I adore these...

Highly gifted author and illustrator Gris Grimly was approached by Peter Sandorff, the former guitarist of the gothic psychobilly band, the Nekromantix, the latter proposing that the duo create something involving the former’s art as Sandorff while provides the...

Holly shit I never in my life thought that I'd enjoy a piece of shit film like this so much in my life.  (Note to all you B-movies directors who want to send me your screeners for review, you want a good review, send me a twelve pack of Sam Adams along with your...

A buddy of mine came into the store that I work at the other day and told me he was off to the "Long Island Cinema Arts Centre" for an exploitation double feature. He told me one of the films was "The Candy Snatchers", funny thing is that when I came home a few hours...