Planetfall

Planetfall

Alright, I really don't know what the fuck this film is trying to prove, or if it's trying to make any kind of entertaining statement at all, but my god does this film have the worst acting in a motion picture ever. Let's put it this way folks; if I took a blender and...

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Piranha

Piranha

When I first got wind of a remake of Piranha, it did not thrill me. I saw the original version as a child and all I can remember was being scared to go fishing at the local lake for a few weeks, especially after one was caught by a local fisherman a few towns over...

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Pinocchio’s Revenge

Pinocchio’s Revenge

Kevin Tenney’s claim to fame is his possession jubilee called Night of the Demons, released the same year--as synchronicity would have it--that Tom Holland unleashed Child’s Play. However, though many have stated that Tenney’s effort eight years hence, Pinocchio’s...

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Pig Hunt

Pig Hunt

Hunky man’s man and Iraq war veteran Aaron Wade leads a troupe of guys on a hunting weekend in the hills of Hicksville, USA, where they stay at his late uncle’s rural retreat. Turns out that Unc may well have fallen victim to an infamous, 3000 lb local monster pig...

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Phone (DVD)

Phone (DVD)

"Phone" is a very well produced film straight out of Korea, The film has style and class to it and is very well produced. However it's not all that original when it comes to the plot. Although the story is different, it's something we all have seen before, In a...

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Phobias

Phobias

Movies are getting pumped out of this studio like it’s going out of style. Many many young up and coming film makers plus a few old timers also. It is definitely a preferred taste, these home video/digital style (or that’s all they could afford) independent movie...

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Phenomena (Creepers)

Phenomena (Creepers)

PHENOMENA is a film that slipped by me as a kid. My friends and I used to rent every horror film we were able to get our hands on, but my youth as a horror fan, never found it's way to checking out what many think is one of Argento's best films. I was never able to...

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The Phantom of the Opera

The Phantom of the Opera

Before I get deep into this review, I want to give a little praise to Image Entertainment for getting the rights to release some of the classic horror films on Blu-ray and doing so with the utmost respect to the films. The release of the original Phantom of the Opera...

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Phantoms

Phantoms

Renowned horror novelist Dean Kootnz, adapting his own 1983 novel by the same name, produces Phantoms, a film by Joe Chappelle, a man accustomed to being issued second-tier works having come off of Hellraiser: Bloodline and Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers. This...

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Phantasm IV: Oblivion

Phantasm IV: Oblivion

PHANTASM will always be a film that I hold in my heart as one of the underdog horror franchises with one of the baddest, meanest horror villains ever to grace the screen, or video store for that matter. PHANTASM IV: OBLIVION is the obvious forth installment of the...

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Phantasm 3: Lord of the Dead

Phantasm 3: Lord of the Dead

It baffles me sometimes that the Phantasm series does not have more sequel to it's credit than more horror franchise films do. Maybe it's just my love for the series, but I find it to be one of the better horror franchises to date. Now it's been quite some time since...

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