Meadowoods
The story behind Meadowoods has been an interesting one to say the least. Promoted with a viral video on Youtube titled “Screaming Skank Gets Buried Alive,” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J2R3T2y-2I) Meadowoods promises to be an intense story that will shock you to...
Meatball Machine
The director of the cult classics Verses and Battlefield Baseball, Yudai Yamaguchi, teams up with rookie filmmaker Jun’ichi Yamamoto to create Meatball Machine, a work which stands as an a testament that the only thing more repulsive than plagiarism is the absence of...
Max Payne
Based on the popular video game of the same title, MAX PAYNE is actually better than the majority of the video game made films, which really isn't saying much. I read an article where some of the actors in the film had no idea the script was based on a video game...
The Matrix Revolutions
Well the final chapter to "The Matrix" films is not as good as the first or second film, but it still holds it's own, I think most people will be disappointed with the ending, I really didn't care but it felt as if the film was left open for perhaps another one. I...
Matango (Attack of the Mushroom People.)
“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man” --Samuel Johnson If you had to be either a mushroom or nothing, which would you choose? This is what famed Japanese director Ishirô Honda asks his audience by the climax of Matango. Granted, a work...
Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein
Kenneth Branagh’s Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (still with me?), attempts to fashion another version of the classic gothic novel to little argumentative point aside from theatricality (verses cinematically) painting a gothic canvas. The work posits everything including...
Martyrs
Not unsurprisingly, the latest balls-to-the-wall, unflinchingly graphic horror film to emerge from France (following IRREVERSIBLE, INSIDE, FRONTIERES, et al) originated from its writer-director’s own deep depression, though a final dedication to Dario Argento suggests...
Marronnier (DVD)
For some reason I could not get into this film at all, In fact looking beyond all the gore and cool looking effects of this film I found the story to be quite boring. It's kind of like the Asian version "House of Wax" in a way. the story are not that similar really...
Mars Attacks!
Tim Burton’s major sin in Mars Attacks! is that at every turn he is busy parodying something. Yes, he is attempting to make a bad film in the vein of Ed Wood (whose comic cinematic biography he’d recently finished). Yet, a parody of such B-movie fare doesn’t mean the...
Marebito
Shot in only eight days--in-between Ju-on and its American remake, The Grudge--Takashi Shimizu created a surrealistic, existential love story which, much like life and love itself, is forced to content itself with its own ambiguities, as the work--as much an Eastern...
Man Thing
After all the years and hype I heard about this film, I am sorry to say that I, myself have never been so disappointed about a film in my life. The problem is that "Man Thing" was promoted on the web for about two years. Early pictures of the film and all the hype...
Mansion of the Living Dead
Ok, What the fuck did I just watch. Let me try to phantom this film the best I can for all of you. Yes; this is another one of Jess Franco's sexploitation flicks. Full of a lot of boring simulated sex and fat women with hairy asses and so on. Alright, so this flick is...
The Mansion Of Madness (La Mansion De La Locura) (DVD)
Are you sure you are ready to enter The Mansion Of Madness? An unreal trip into your worst nightmares. Think of all things calm and comfortable. Now tear the boundaries down and consider yourself doomed. Now laugh about it since you are tripping on LSD. Well, I’ve...
The Mansion of Madness
If Alejandro Jodorowsky’s Santa Sangre were artificially inseminated with Werner Herzog’s Even Dwarfs Started Small, the inevitable product would be Juan López Moctezuma’s debut feature, The Mansion of Madness. Based on Edgar Allan Poe’s “The System of Doctor Tarr and...
Manson: My Name is Evil
When I was approached by Horror Bob to review this film, I was reminded of both the abundance of horror films based on real life killers (DAHMER, ED GEIN, THE HILLSIDE STRANGLER, etc.) and a line quoted by Mickey Knox in NATURAL BORN KILLERS when informed that Manson...
