A cursory glance at this year’s horror movie release schedules could leave you thinking someone slipped something into your drink and caused you to travel back in time. Later in the year you’ll go back even further with the release of PIRANHA and LAST HOUSE ON THE...

The last time I saw the original My Bloody Valentine, I was a kid. To be honest, I barely remembered the film. I saw bits and pieces of it over the last few years on the now-defunct Monsters HD, but had yet to see the film in its entirety since the mid 1980s. I...

Holy shit man…………. I am not the same after this one. I went into it with an open mind (like the rest of the low budget genre) and came out confused and more tortured than ever before. Something of the magnitude should be more then just labeled with a warning. More a...

Directed by Nick Palumbo This is what it’s all about, right here. Anybody who’s ever haunted a video rental shop knows how disappointing it is to pick up some obscure horror flick that promises all the goods and only delivers 90 minutes of steaming boredom. And anyone...

Directed by Nick Palumbo Holy shit! WHAT THE HELL! CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY VIEWING HERE? I’VE SEEN SOME BRUTALITY IN MY DAY BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!!!!! If you are familiar with the Nutbag himself Nick Pulumbo from Vegas, than you know where I am...

When I first saw the poster and artwork for MUTANT CHRONICLES; I thought it going to be an X-MEN type of film with a group of good mutants fighting bad ones. However MUTANT CHRONICLES is more related to the likes of PITCH BLACK and THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK in terms...

Almost a decade ago, director Simon Hunter showed some promise with the stylish British slasher LIGHTHOUSE - no great shakes in the script department but demonstrative of behind the camera talent. His first movie since then is this much-delayed movie version of a cult...

Rob Cohen - apparently destined to make movies with the word “Dragon” in the title (see the much more entertaining DRAGON:THE BRUCE LEE STORY and DRAGONHEART) - does an anonymously efficient job taking over from Stephen Sommers for this belated third MUMMY movie....

I have read so many negative reviews for the third MUMMY film that I really was in no rush to check it out. The trailer did the movie no justice and either did it release date when it came out in theaters where it had to compete with the likes of THE DARK KNIGHT. The...

Arguably the sickest, most extreme movie to ever bear the “BBC Films” logo, this also happens to be one of the outstanding British horror films of the past decade - an unrelentingly grim descent into a Hell-based sitcom that marks a stunning directorial debut for...

For such a brutal movie, I believe a brutal review is in order. You have to be kidding me, this has to be some of the best TROMA rip offs I’ve ever seen. Troma like to have their defecation, elderly bashing and did I mention shitting. This dude, Chris Seaver has some...

I have to admit, when I first got a request from the filmmakers to review this film, I just shook my head and said to myself, "You got to be fucking kidding me". However I saw that it was a short film, so I figured why the hell not. Well As most of you know I'm not...

I watched this with absolutely no expectations and was floored by the time closing credits rolled. The premise is pretty straight-forward. Kevin Costner plays Mr. Brooks, all around good guy, named man of the year, he has a beautiful wife, a daughter and a million...

Now, granted, it can be easily argued that there is no standard for aesthetic assessment in the wake of Jacques Derrida’s presentation of his theory of Deconstruction at Johns Hopkins back in 1966, making it all-too-easy to dismiss anyone’s opinion as, in Henry...