The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
I have read so many negative reviews for the third MUMMY film that I really was in no rush to check it out. The trailer did the movie no justice and either did it release date when it came out in theaters where it had to compete with the likes of THE DARK KNIGHT. The...
Mum & Dad
Arguably the sickest, most extreme movie to ever bear the “BBC Films” logo, this also happens to be one of the outstanding British horror films of the past decade - an unrelentingly grim descent into a Hell-based sitcom that marks a stunning directorial debut for...
Mulva Zombie Ass Kicker and Filthy McNasty” Double Feature (DVD)
For such a brutal movie, I believe a brutal review is in order. You have to be kidding me, this has to be some of the best TROMA rip offs I’ve ever seen. Troma like to have their defecation, elderly bashing and did I mention shitting. This dude, Chris Seaver has some...
The Muffin Man
I have to admit, when I first got a request from the filmmakers to review this film, I just shook my head and said to myself, "You got to be fucking kidding me". However I saw that it was a short film, so I figured why the hell not. Well As most of you know I'm not...
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Brad Pitt is a friggin’ bad-ass guy, and Angelina Jolie is a top-notch, smokin’ woman. They are both good actors (not the best in the business, but better than many of their compatriots), and are just damn likable. For this reason alone (and one other that I’ll...
Mr. Brooks
I watched this with absolutely no expectations and was floored by the time closing credits rolled. The premise is pretty straight-forward. Kevin Costner plays Mr. Brooks, all around good guy, named man of the year, he has a beautiful wife, a daughter and a million...
Move Your Dead Bones (Music Video)
Now, granted, it can be easily argued that there is no standard for aesthetic assessment in the wake of Jacques Derrida’s presentation of his theory of Deconstruction at Johns Hopkins back in 1966, making it all-too-easy to dismiss anyone’s opinion as, in Henry...
Motor Home Massacre
With a title like "Motor Home Massacre" how can actually take a film of that title seriously. I for one liked the box cover art that Lion Gates had produced in order to sell this film on DVD. It really looked like a grind house picture. However, it's far from it....
Mother of Tears
MOTHER OF TEARS is a long-awaited movie in many respects. It represents the conclusion of an unofficial trilogy its director began 30 years ago at the peak of his powers. Long term Dario Argento fans will get a kick out of this film’s assorted references to the...
Mother’s Day
The first time I saw Rebecca DeMornay in a film it was The Hand that Rocks the Cradle. I remember that film well, because I saw it in theaters with my mother and sister. It quickly became one of those films we would watch on VHS a least one time a month. It was a film...
Motel Hell
With Motel Hell, British director Kevin Connor took the combined screenwriting efforts of Robert Jaffe, Steven-Charles Jaffe, and Tim Tuchrello and created an incendiary analysis of American society. He wraps the film in a black humor foil as he parodies the...
Moon Child
Former adult movie director Takahisa Zeze creates a highly rewarding hybrid vampire/mafia/action drama with Moon Child, starring Gackt Camui, famed multi-instrumental musician (who cowrote the script alongside the director and Isuchi Kisyu) and Hideto Takarai, lead...
Monsturd (DVD)
WINNER: TIED FOR BEST INDEPENDENT/B-MOVIE FILM of 2003 (Internet Horror Awards.) DVD DETAILS: DVD Special Features: Trailer, Behind-The-Scenes Footage, Commentary Track, and more.. MY REVIEW OF "MONSTURD": (I Reviewed Monsturd back in 2003 sometime when I was just...
The Monster Squad
It took years for The Monster Squad to become available on DVD. Now, more than two years after the DVD was released, the Blu-ray disc is available. I was ten years old when it came out in theaters, and it quickly became a one of my favorite films as a kid. I only saw...
The Monster Squad
All I can say is; Thank you God. The Monster Squad is finally available on DVD. I was ten years old when The Monster Squad came out in theaters and it quickly became a one of my favorite films as a kid. I only got to see it once in theaters but when it came out on VHS...