Hostel
To be honest with you folks, I actually almost walked out of the theater on this film, and it takes a lot for me to do such a thing. The fact of the matter was that I thought from the beginning of this film right to the end was going to me nothing but a sick and...
The Host (Gwoemul)
Joon-ho Bong’s The Host is a testament to the multifaceted potential of the arts. By using a cross between a tadpole with a pituitary problem and John McTiernan’s Predator as his springboard, the director merges scathing satire with wry comedy, all amid a heartwarming...
Horrors of Spider Island
Question: What do you get if you make a porno with an very thin, arbitrary horror plot and then remove the nudity? Answer: Instant B-movie goodness! So, without further ado, let’s try it. Our cinematic tripe today is the American version of Fritz Böttger’s Ein Toter...
The Horror Seasons
"The Horror Seasons" is another film sent to my by Custom Flix, however like most of there films which seem so amateur and well lets face it seem like home movies, "the Horror Seasons" rises above all those films and has at least decent production value for a low...
Horror Express
Countess Irina: “I have heard of evolution. It’s . . . it’s immoral!” Alexander Saxton: “There is no morality in a fact” Eugenio Martín, working off of Arnaud d’Usseau and Julian Zimet’s screenplay, gives us Horror Express--a Spanish production set in a very H. P....
Horror Business
Any filmmaker who says that making a movie is one of the easiest things they have ever done must have filmed themselves in the shower. Because if you truly are a filmmaker you know that making movies is one of the hardest jobs in the world. I've been there, eighteen...
Horror
What a trip this movie is, It's not your ordinary horror film it's a horror film that is way out there yet it works and leaves the viewer to decide for themselves what the film is about. My personal opinion is that the film shows the many elements of horror that we...
Home Movie
A disturbing and well executed addition to the seemingly endless cycle of first-person-camera faux-reality horror movies, this one has a domestic setting that helps distinguish it from all the shaki-cam woodland / zombie / monster flicks. Never leaving the confines of...
Homecoming
HOMECOMING is a by-the-numbers psychological thriller that combines elements of "Play Misty For Me," "Misery" and "Fatal Attraction" and updates them for today's current youth market. This creates a surprisingly effective picture that never takes itself seriously and...
Homecoming
I don't know about you, but I'm really get sick of Hollywood bashing the president. Not that I'm defending him or anything, but come on, this shit is getting way out of control. It seems like every film has to have something in it bashing the president in one form or...
Hollow’s End
Before I get into why I did not care much for this film, I will say this the picture quality and sound are excellent. the production value is not that bad either although some of the effects are low budget and it's obvious at times. Now the acting, oh boy the acting,...
Hola! If I Kill You
Now this was something that was really iffy to start. I mean, Holla! Whatever, here we go. To my dismay, this flick was very enjoyable in terms of haemorrhage, I mean homage-ing. Giallo’s written all over it. Black glove killers definitely apparent here. We have...
The Hoax
OK folks, so yes, I am well aware that The Hoax is not a horror, sci-fi or fantasy film. In fact it my fault for requesting the movie as I saw the word thriller in the subtext of the mini synopsis I read and though that it would have some thriller likes elements that...
The Hive
What one automatically thinks when they see a movie titled "THE HIVE" is that it's a film about killer bee's, however this movie is about killer ants. This movie actually takes it's premise on the fact that there are certain species of ants that will attack and kill...
The Hitcher
I once had very high hopes when Michael Bay launched his Platinum Dunes Company and their first film out of the gate was a wee tiny remake in 2003 entitled “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” and was directed by Marcus Nispel. Hooray. I loved that fucking film. Jessica Biel...

