House of Dracula

In respect to the formula of diminishing returns, Erle Kenton’s House of Dracula--though more structured than his previous foray with the Universal Monster collective a year prior with House of Frankenstein--is a poorly written, uneven work which merely observes the...

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House of Carnage

House of Carnage

The first film that comes to mind when watching House of Carnage is that this film is in fact the poor mans Texas Chainsaw Massacre, without the chainsaw. The film even begins with a description of the bizarre events which occurred. The only thing that is really...

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House of 1000 Corpses

House of 1000 Corpses

I can remember all the hype behind Rob Zombies first feature film House of 1000 Corpses, the film was supposed to be out in theaters in 2001, however after many rating issues with the MPAA, Universal the company that funded the film, dropped the movie from their...

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The House by the Cemetery

The House by the Cemetery

Perhaps second only to The Beyond, The House by the Cemetery is Lucio Fulci’s greatest example of his trademark aggregation of overt terror, eerie atmosphere sponsored by the routine drudgery which surrounds its Lynchian secondary characters who juxtapose the...

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Housebound

Housebound

These Pipe Dream Films fellows really know how to make a really bad film even worse. From the makers of Abomination : Evil Maker 2 and The Seekers. God, these movies are not tolerable on any level or mood you are in. This one has to be the best out of their...

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House 2: The Second Story

House 2: The Second Story

Ethan Wiley, in his directorial debut after having penned the script for House, issues Disney-quality scares with House II: The Second Story. Though the subtitle suggests a potentially fun romp which streamlines Steve Miner’s indecisive direction in the original,...

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House

House

Friday the 13th veterans Steven Miner and Sean Cunningham take the directorial reigns and production credits respectively in House, a lukewarm Vietnam/haunted house horror comedy. Though the filmmakers attempt positing something of substance, their indiscretion in...

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Hot Fuzz

Hot Fuzz

From the creators of Shaun of the Dead comes this film titled Hot Fuzz, which for the most part has some of the same cast members from Shaun of the Dead in it as well. However as Shaun of the Dead poked fun at the Zombie sub-genre, Hot Fuzz takes a more comical...

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Hostel: Part 2

Hostel: Part 2

One wonders how the quirky Cabin Fever ever saw the light of day. Every studio in town had rejected the script but Eli with his attaché of deep pocketed friends, financed the film and released it. From Romero to Jackson to Tarantino, everyone embraced the young auteur...

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Hostel: Part II

Hostel: Part II

Eli Roth’s Hostel: Part II . . . to put it simply, it’s largely more, but lesser, of the same. For people who enjoyed the intent of Hostel, such individuals will find the sequel viewable while fanboys will yawn at what can, for the first time in the franchise, be...

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Hostel

Hostel

Hollywood pretty boy, Eli Roth, after debuting with his campy yet cliché Cabin Fever, set out to create a vision so horrible that it would leave the world’s mouth agape, thus speechless. However, back in the land of reality, the predictable backlash of mainstream...

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Hostel

To be honest with you folks, I actually almost walked out of the theater on this film, and it takes a lot for me to do such a thing. The fact of the matter was that I thought from the beginning of this film right to the end was going to me nothing but a sick and...

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The Host (Gwoemul)

The Host (Gwoemul)

Joon-ho Bong’s The Host is a testament to the multifaceted potential of the arts. By using a cross between a tadpole with a pituitary problem and John McTiernan’s Predator as his springboard, the director merges scathing satire with wry comedy, all amid a heartwarming...

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Horrors of Spider Island

Horrors of Spider Island

Question: What do you get if you make a porno with an very thin, arbitrary horror plot and then remove the nudity? Answer: Instant B-movie goodness! So, without further ado, let’s try it. Our cinematic tripe today is the American version of Fritz Böttger’s Ein Toter...

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The Horror Seasons

The Horror Seasons

"The Horror Seasons" is another film sent to my by Custom Flix, however like most of there films which seem so amateur and well lets face it seem like home movies, "the Horror Seasons" rises above all those films and has at least decent production value for a low...

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