Well first off "House of the Dead" was better than I expected it to be, but I have more negative things to say about it than good things unfortunately. First off what I did like about the film was the setting and the story, the zombie action and shoot up gore fest....

Welcome Brethren. Please stand for our opening prayer. God--a.k.a. Edward D. Wood, Junior--for the joy of this occasion, we thank Thee. For the significance of this atrocious movie, we thank Thee. For this important moment in ever-putrid cinema, we thank Thee. For...

So, I popped this DVD into the DVD and began to watch it. Within the first few minutes I figured out that "House of 9" is kind of like "Battle Royale" "Saw" and "Cube" in one. The film is about a group of random people, most of them are somewhat famous for something,...

The first film that comes to mind when watching House of Carnage is that this film is in fact the poor mans Texas Chainsaw Massacre, without the chainsaw. The film even begins with a description of the bizarre events which occurred. The only thing that is really...

I can remember all the hype behind Rob Zombies first feature film House of 1000 Corpses, the film was supposed to be out in theaters in 2001, however after many rating issues with the MPAA, Universal the company that funded the film, dropped the movie from their...

Perhaps second only to The Beyond, The House by the Cemetery is Lucio Fulci’s greatest example of his trademark aggregation of overt terror, eerie atmosphere sponsored by the routine drudgery which surrounds its Lynchian secondary characters who juxtapose the...

These Pipe Dream Films fellows really know how to make a really bad film even worse. From the makers of Abomination : Evil Maker 2 and The Seekers. God, these movies are not tolerable on any level or mood you are in. This one has to be the best out of their...

Ethan Wiley, in his directorial debut after having penned the script for House, issues Disney-quality scares with House II: The Second Story. Though the subtitle suggests a potentially fun romp which streamlines Steve Miner’s indecisive direction in the original,...

Friday the 13th veterans Steven Miner and Sean Cunningham take the directorial reigns and production credits respectively in House, a lukewarm Vietnam/haunted house horror comedy. Though the filmmakers attempt positing something of substance, their indiscretion in...

From the creators of Shaun of the Dead comes this film titled Hot Fuzz, which for the most part has some of the same cast members from Shaun of the Dead in it as well. However as Shaun of the Dead poked fun at the Zombie sub-genre, Hot Fuzz takes a more comical...

One wonders how the quirky Cabin Fever ever saw the light of day. Every studio in town had rejected the script but Eli with his attaché of deep pocketed friends, financed the film and released it. From Romero to Jackson to Tarantino, everyone embraced the young auteur...

Eli Roth’s Hostel: Part II . . . to put it simply, it’s largely more, but lesser, of the same. For people who enjoyed the intent of Hostel, such individuals will find the sequel viewable while fanboys will yawn at what can, for the first time in the franchise, be...

Hollywood pretty boy, Eli Roth, after debuting with his campy yet cliché Cabin Fever, set out to create a vision so horrible that it would leave the world’s mouth agape, thus speechless. However, back in the land of reality, the predictable backlash of mainstream...