Vampire Sisters

Vampire Sisters

These Brain Damage dudes, if you don’t already know, have a special line of films purely geared toward the Vampire genre. Personally myself, I find it hard to ingest a plethora of these bloodsucking time wasters lately. I mean there hasn’t been much new material to...
Caretaker

Caretaker

In spite of a potentially fun old-school 80’s teen horror-type premise (a la NIGHT OF THE DEMONS), this turns out to be a lame, tame would-be slasher that unfolds in darkness at a slow pace and fails to show us any of the sort of stuff we expect to see : yep, that...
Vampire Junction

Vampire Junction

Vampire Junction!, how about another waste of my time. At least in this flick compared to the last few films Jess Franco put out there are some hot looking lesbo action scenes. But Lina Romay is back to puke up my hard earned scarios. Why do you bring her back when...
The Card Player

The Card Player

I’ve talked to quite a few people about this Argento flick simply known as THE CARD PLAYER, and a lot of people have said they didn’t care much for it. I tend to disagree. Although I don’t think it’s the best film ever made as someone who does...
The Canyon

The Canyon

Getting married takes a lot of guts. I know first hand. I’m one of the many who have taken the plunge and have been happily married for almost four years. The old cliché goes that when you go on your honeymoon, you should do something that you will both remember and...
Vampires vs. Zombies

Vampires vs. Zombies

Here’s another film that has a great box cover, a great title hot naked vampire girls and just hot naked girls, but fails on so many levels. Based on the story “Vampires Carmilla” seems to have more of a vampire story to it than Zombie. Don’t...