Okay, there are two things you really need to know about Santa’s Slay: 1) it stars wrestler Bill Goldberg, 2) he plays a killer Santa (who also happens to be the son of Satan). If you’re not excited by these two aspects of this little slice of chaotic cinematic...
During the early ’80s, the horror genre purged a slew of Christmas-themed takes on the holiday, many of which focused upon the character of Santa: Charles Sellier Jr.’s Silent Night, Deadly Night; Lewis Jackson’s You Better Watch Out; Edmund Purdom’s Don’t Open ’Til...
It should come as no surprise that Nicholas Webster–the man responsible for a handful of episodes of “The Waltons”–created one of the worst films in history, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Though a highly creative premise begging for a satirical...
The Sci-fi channel produces and pick ups so many films per year to air on the channel that it’s hard for one to actually sit down and watch them all. Most people see one or two and then don’t bother anymore because the films are far from being anything...
SAM’S LAKE is another one of those people go to the lake in the woods movie.. In fact, We really don’t see a lake all the much in the movie at all. We have seen plenty of movies like this before, so why not add another to the mix. The thing with...
Given a very generic, meaningless title for its UK DVD release (wot, was “GORY” already taken?!), this low-budget flick has eye candy if nothing else. Young Lauren Currie Lewis is uber-hot, has a great ass and looks more than a bit like Alicia Silverstone circa 1995....
