After all the years and hype I heard about this film, I am sorry to say that I, myself have never been so disappointed about a film in my life. The problem is that “Man Thing” was promoted on the web for about two years. Early pictures of the film and all...
Ok, What the fuck did I just watch. Let me try to phantom this film the best I can for all of you. Yes; this is another one of Jess Franco’s sexploitation flicks. Full of a lot of boring simulated sex and fat women with hairy asses and so on. Alright, so this...
Are you sure you are ready to enter The Mansion Of Madness? An unreal trip into your worst nightmares. Think of all things calm and comfortable. Now tear the boundaries down and consider yourself doomed. Now laugh about it since you are tripping on LSD. Well, I’ve...
If Alejandro Jodorowsky’s Santa Sangre were artificially inseminated with Werner Herzog’s Even Dwarfs Started Small, the inevitable product would be Juan López Moctezuma’s debut feature, The Mansion of Madness. Based on Edgar Allan Poe’s “The System of Doctor Tarr and...
When I was approached by Horror Bob to review this film, I was reminded of both the abundance of horror films based on real life killers (DAHMER, ED GEIN, THE HILLSIDE STRANGLER, etc.) and a line quoted by Mickey Knox in NATURAL BORN KILLERS when informed that Manson...
When people mention “the worst film,” there is a lot of interpretation to be had with such a phrase. Easily, a 14 year-old with a camcorder and a basement has the (in)ability to make a “production” that trumps the horrendous nature of, say, Ed Wood’s Plan 9 from Outer...
