Dir: Jim Winorski ( aka J. Andrews, Jay Andrews, H.R. Blueberry, Harold Blueberry, Bob E.Brown, Daniel Fast, David Gibbs, Noble Henri, Noble Henry, Tom Popatopolous, Arch Stanton, Thaddeus Wick wire ) Seduction Cinema

With as many pseudonyms you would think your dealing with a Joe D’amato or something. This Jim fella is quite the erotic man, or so he thinks he is. Bringing us many monkey spanking films for the male of the species to feel not ripped off by cheap ass skank driven ladies or pointless story line. Lust Connection delivers everything from an actually eventful story line (well, better then the usual fair) to women that even if they ate cookies in your bed, you wouldn’t kick them out. Lets begin the spanking sessions.

Wife (Glori Anne Gilbert of Countess Dracula’s Orgy Of Blood, The Curse Of The Komodo, Bare Wench Project and many more bare ass flicks) of Millionaire tycoon Rick Taylor (lucky ugly bastard who looks like the fella from the Man Show, Jimmy Kimmel) gets offed pretty quickly into the film, well after an eventful sex scene which lasts about 10 minutes. Drowned in the hot tub then later found by Rick. Boobs are keeping her afloat, and that looks just fine, even if she is dead. Ed Gein anyone? Now the investigation begins. Will the cops find him guilty? Will he hook the pigs up with info which could lead to the murderer? Is he just involved in some wild goose chase? I guess you’ll have to watch to find out, and I think you wont be disappointed at all. If you into this style of ultra erotic mysteries.

The movie itself is 1/4 story line, and ¾ nude sex soft core scenes. Soft core scenes to get your hammer rockin and not even have time to keep it down the whole film. All ladies are smoking beauties. Huge knocked strippers and such, even porn star Chasey Lain makes an eventful appetence in the flesh. UMMMMM um um. Also there is a bonus film of all women playing with themselves that have nothing to do with the titles Night Vamps, who cares anyways right? I’m not really one for these movies, other than fast forwarding to the important parts but this was actually easy to take. Story line and hot steamy action? You can’t ask for more. Well, my lady beside me to help me out.

– Cannibal Cam