Zombies, Zombies, Zombies

Zombies, Zombies, Zombies

“Super soldiers? They’re more like genetically altered super zombies!” notes an over-acting character in a fake zombie-film-within-the-film at the outset, featuring a machete-wielding Tiffany Shepis and deliberately goofy and / or self mocking dialogue (“Zombies?! Who...
Zombie Strippers

Zombie Strippers

The title says it all; ZOMBIE STRIPPERS. It’s obviously a B-movie filled with porn stars who wish to become real actresses, but don’t realize the only work they will ever get is in horror film such as this one. However, this is a one of those b-movies that...
Zombies of Mass Destruction

Zombies of Mass Destruction

I am one of those horror fans that have completely lost faith in the zombie film; especially over the past year or two. If I need to think back over the past two years I can’t say that I have even seen a zombie film worth mentioning. My feeling toward the genre is...
Zombieland

Zombieland

In a movie that also features “Dueling Banjos”, Van Halen, Velvet Underground and Blue Oyster Cult, the stand-out musical moment is an opening title sequence full of uber slo-mo bloody zombie action (in fact, the bloodiest stuff in the whole movie is here) set to...
Brain Blockers

Brain Blockers

Here’s the thing; for some reason my mailing address ended up in a database where anyone with a movie can send me a film for review. It never used to be like that with this particular company, which shall remain nameless, it used to have to be that the...
Boy Eats Girl

Boy Eats Girl

With its modest UK backdrop and amusing interplay between ordinary, dim characters in the face of a zombie onslaught, BOY EATS GIRL inevitably echoes SHAUN OF THE DEAD, though it avoids the self-conscious genre-referencing that has become an increasingly wearying part...