Ok so pretty much this is going to be a short review, because in all fairness I can respect great artistic shots and so on, but as for films like this, where their is some art involved, but for the most part they are boring horror films that I just can’t get...
For a straight to video film that had at least some kind of decent budget, this film was not that bad. It was not really much of a horror film, more like a mystery at least until the end, when we really stated seeing some death scenes and dead bodies. The script is a...
Okay, there are two things you really need to know about Santa’s Slay: 1) it stars wrestler Bill Goldberg, 2) he plays a killer Santa (who also happens to be the son of Satan). If you’re not excited by these two aspects of this little slice of chaotic cinematic...
During the early ’80s, the horror genre purged a slew of Christmas-themed takes on the holiday, many of which focused upon the character of Santa: Charles Sellier Jr.’s Silent Night, Deadly Night; Lewis Jackson’s You Better Watch Out; Edmund Purdom’s Don’t Open ’Til...
It should come as no surprise that Nicholas Webster–the man responsible for a handful of episodes of “The Waltons”–created one of the worst films in history, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Though a highly creative premise begging for a satirical...
The Sci-fi channel produces and pick ups so many films per year to air on the channel that it’s hard for one to actually sit down and watch them all. Most people see one or two and then don’t bother anymore because the films are far from being anything...
