Like I have said a few times before. It is hard to initially get into a vampire flick. Sure there is usually seductive woman exercising their bodacious bodies but that isn’t enough for me. I threw this in just to check out the first few minutes and whacked are we....
Dear North American Motion Pictures, Whatever deal or contract you have with director Ulli Lommel, please do us a favor and burn it. Seriously, when you give someone money to invest in one of your scripts, use the money to make a good movie that at least gives the...
Preface: The following assumes the reader has previously viewed the production’s predecessor, George Romero’s 1968 masterpiece by the same name, as the following critique focuses upon the futility of Tom Savini’s 1990 remake. When you consider that the remake of Night...
Warning: The following is a literal “review” of George Romero’s Night of the Living Dead in that it contains spoilers. Issued during a time when the horrors of war were being broadcast live into our homes, confirming for American audiences for the first time since the...
Before Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!, and even a few scant years before Monty Python’s killer bunny that only a Holy Hand Grenade could stop, television Western director William Claxton gave us the furry monster to end all furry monsters with his adaptation of...
It’s good to live in the past sometimes, really good. When I look back at all the direct to video horror films of my youth and teen years; and then look at all the shit that comes out on DVD now. I realize that I didn’t have it so bad when it came to...
