Hostel

To be honest with you folks, I actually almost walked out of the theater on this film, and it takes a lot for me to do such a thing. The fact of the matter was that I thought from the beginning of this film right to the end was going to me nothing but a sick and...
The Host (Gwoemul)

The Host (Gwoemul)

Joon-ho Bong’s The Host is a testament to the multifaceted potential of the arts. By using a cross between a tadpole with a pituitary problem and John McTiernan’s Predator as his springboard, the director merges scathing satire with wry comedy, all amid a heartwarming...
Horrors of Spider Island

Horrors of Spider Island

Question: What do you get if you make a porno with an very thin, arbitrary horror plot and then remove the nudity? Answer: Instant B-movie goodness! So, without further ado, let’s try it. Our cinematic tripe today is the American version of Fritz Böttger’s Ein Toter...
The Horror Seasons

The Horror Seasons

“The Horror Seasons” is another film sent to my by Custom Flix, however like most of there films which seem so amateur and well lets face it seem like home movies, “the Horror Seasons” rises above all those films and has at least decent...
Horror Express

Horror Express

Countess Irina: “I have heard of evolution. It’s . . . it’s immoral!” Alexander Saxton: “There is no morality in a fact” Eugenio Martín, working off of Arnaud d’Usseau and Julian Zimet’s screenplay, gives us Horror Express–a Spanish production set in a very H....