Well first off “House of the Dead” was better than I expected it to be, but I have more negative things to say about it than good things unfortunately. First off what I did like about the film was the setting and the story, the zombie action and shoot up...
Welcome Brethren. Please stand for our opening prayer. God–a.k.a. Edward D. Wood, Junior–for the joy of this occasion, we thank Thee. For the significance of this atrocious movie, we thank Thee. For this important moment in ever-putrid cinema, we thank...
So, I popped this DVD into the DVD and began to watch it. Within the first few minutes I figured out that “House of 9” is kind of like “Battle Royale” “Saw” and “Cube” in one. The film is about a group of random people,...
House of Frankenstein promises an aggregation of cinema’s worst villains running around the screen like drunken midgets on acid. However, what director Erle Kenton delivers is a film which counterbalances itself: For every unforgivable, no-brainer misstep, he posits a...
In respect to the formula of diminishing returns, Erle Kenton’s House of Dracula–though more structured than his previous foray with the Universal Monster collective a year prior with House of Frankenstein–is a poorly written, uneven work which merely...
