The Horror Review: EST: 1999

Steve West's Top Ten
 
 
 

Hollywood’s horror remake cycle yielded increasingly blah results and familiarity bred plenty of contempt in the continued reliance on post-HOSTEL torture and Asian horror clichés, but 2007 provided an often solid slate of genre movies. There are even movies (not all of them) on my top ten list that I believe I will look back on as modern classics in a few decades time.


 

MOVIE RANK STEVE WEST'S TOP TEN OF 2007
Inside

1

    Inside (A L’INTERIEUR):   Directors: Alexandree Bustillo and Julien Maury

The year’s second stand-out French genre film, INSIDE is a nightmarish experience, a gruelling exercise in audience endurance and one of the scariest movies of the decade.

 A mightily creepy yet relatively restrained first half, complete with one of the best ever “look behind you!” moments erupts into a frenzy of genuinely jarring violence that will leave you reeling. Dalle’s astonishing performance instantly ranks her as one of the genre’s most formidable female “monsters”, while the unflinching brutality of the finale (capped by an eerie downer of an ending) will upset many. Balls-to-the-wall ordeal horror doesn’t come any more visceral and skillfully assembled than this.
 

Planet Terror

Death Proof (DVD) 2007

 2   Grindhouse:   Directors: Quentin Tarantino &  Robert Rodriguez

Dumb-ass timing (a splatter movie for Easter weekend?!) and a marketing campaign that confused even while trying to clarify helped ensure that this ambitious 21st century mainstream homage to scuzzy 70’s exploitation flicks met with indifference at the US box office. This below-expectation performance in turn led to the movie being split in two for its cinematic release in other territories, the UK included. While this meant that “two movies for the price of one” became “one movie for the price of two released two months apart minus the spoof trailers”, it did allow non-US viewers the opportunity to judge the separate contributions of Tarantino and Rodriguez on their own terms.

Tarantino’s DEATH PROOF is a hilarious, deliciously acted homage to SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE -type feminist stalker pics and vehicular pornography like VANISHING POINT. It also happens to deliver some of the wildest, most jaw-dropping stunts seen in a movie for some time, including a bloody midpoint collision sequence that outshone all of 2007’s flashy CGI spectacle.

No less fun was PLANET TERROR, Rodriguez’s brazen, splatter-filled love-letter to pus-oozing, head-exploding 80’s body-horror movies. Highlighted by iconic cameo appearances, perky jailbait twins and gleefully outrageous make-up effects, it’s a sustained adrenaline jolt and captured a sense of spirited, unpretentious fun missing in many of the year’s other, more po-faced genre releases.

The sublime GRINDHOUSE package was filled out by a delightful quartet of mock-trailers; you will have your own favourite, but this reviewer adores MACHETE, with its dead-on Voice-over Guy intoning “They just fucked with the wrong Mexican” and Cheech Marin as an ass-kicking priest.

 The Girl Next Store (2007)  3  The Girl Next Door:   Director: Gregory Wilson

   Following Chris Severtson’s bold, riveting adaptation of THE LOST last year, this cinematic translation of Ketchum’s punishing story of abuse succeeds in capturing the novel’s raw power in spite of the fact that (inevitably) some of its harshest atrocities have been excised or kept off-camera. A based-on-fact descent into humanity’s darkest depths, the movie’s depiction of child abuse is non-exploitative but so harrowing that many viewers, even hardened horror fans, will prefer to turn away. Blanche Baker’s powerhouse performance as the embittered, unremittingly cruel “Aunt Ruth” and an ambiguous emotional resolution are just two reasons why this movie is among the year’s most powerfully affecting pictures.

 The Orphanage (2007)  4   The Orphanage :   Director: Juan Antonio Bayona.

   Belen Rueda is outstanding in this remarkable modern ghost story, which never loses sight of the story’s strong emotional undercurrent, but also racks up the kind of spooky ambience and big-time seat-ejecting frights that most Hollywood horrors can only dream of. The sinister sack-masked “Tomas” is a figure you wont easily forget, a game of “Knock On Wood” turns into a master class of shiver-inducing sustained tension, and a sudden death moment provides a jolt almost immediately topped by a reviving-corpse shock that had a packed Leicester Square festival audience in London collectively shitting their pants and gasping aloud. It probably wont win the Oscar for Best foreign language movie, but it deserves to.

 The Last Winter(2006)  5  The Last Winter :   Director: Larry Fessenden

   Fessenden’s beautifully crafted companion piece to his distinctive WENDIGO is this quietly devastating, doom-laden eco-horror movie that riffs on THE LAST WAVE and John Carpenter’s THE THING but captures its own sense of slow-burning dread. A microcosm of the apocalypse for a world unnerved by the revelations of AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH, this uncommonly understated 21st century horror film follows the gradual realisation of an oil-drilling team in the Arctic circle that Mother Nature is slowly rallying against them. Extraordinarily eerie, the movie makes haunting use of music, sound and the beautiful wilderness locations, while the subtly shattering final shot ranks among the movie year’s most haunting moments.

Frontiere (s) (2007)  6  Frontiere(s) :   Director: Xavier Gens

  Confirming, along with INSIDE, the growing reputation of France as a producer of skilful, hardcore horror movies, FRONTIERE(S) owes a lot to many movies you will have seen countless times…but it also comes closer than most to matching the unrelenting intensity of Tobe Hooper’s TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE. As Paris spirals out of control in the wake of the election of a Bush-like right-wing candidate, a bunch of young folks suffer inordinately at the hands of an extended family of in-bred neo-Nazi lunatics. Directed with force and style by a gifted filmmaker whose talents were callously thrown away on his US studio debut HITMAN, this assault on the senses delivers the kind of startling grue and breathless suspense we’ve come to expect from post-HAUTE TENSION Gallic horror.

Hostel: Part 2 (2007)  7 Hostel Part II :   Director: Eli Roth

More penis-severing could be found in the bloody climax of a sequel that, like 28 WEEKS LATER, proved a worthy successor despite mixed reviews. Dividing the audience empathy between fresh victims and their potential executioners, Roth matures as both writer and director with his third film, incorporating darkly funny incidental details as he condemns society’s sickness. Terrific performances by Roger Bart and Richard Burgi put human faces and emotions on the shadowy dungeon keepers of HOSTEL. Roth cannily combines potent off-camera violence with some of the most extreme carnage ever seen in a mainstream wide-release American movie, notably the Hammer-esque demise of geeky Heather Matarazzo.

 Teeth  (2007)  8 Teeth :   Director: Mitchell Lichtenstein

   Broadly played sight gags, graphic castration scenes and a perceptive insight into the growing pains of a teenage girl combine to disarming effect in this, the ultimate “vagina dentata” movie. Jess Weixler portrays one of the genre’s most unlikely “monsters”, a pretty Christian teenager who just happens to have a pussy laced with dick-biting teeth and the film deftly juggles emotional drama, physical horror and jet black comedy.
 

 28 Weeks Later (2007)

 9 28 Weeks Later :   Director: Juan Carlos Fresnadillo

The official “solution” to the epidemic first seen in the apocalyptic 28 DAYS LATER proves as terrifying as the Rage virus in this largely underrated and harrowing sequel. Drenched in Romero-esque anti-authority cynicism and punctuated by visceral outbursts of shocking gore, Fresnadillo’s intense movie ups the pace and horror content of its predecessor and boasts a deliciously grim punch line.

All The Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006) 10 All the Boys Love Mandy Lane :   Director: Jonathan Levine

  The predictably careless shenanigans of the Weinstein brothers mean that this notably smart and cynical post-Columbine high school slasher flick remains unseen in major territories despite strong festival feedback. A breakout performance from uber-hot Amber Heard in the title role and a refreshing avoidance of stalk n slash clichés make this a substantial achievement.

Honorable Mentions:

Wilderness

 Diary Of The Dead*

 Thirst

 Seed

 Fragile

Great Horror Short:

In The Wall

Note: List subject to change.  * -2008 release worldwide

 

 

 

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