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Hollywood’s horror remake cycle yielded increasingly blah
results and familiarity bred plenty of contempt in the continued
reliance on post-HOSTEL torture and Asian horror clichés, but 2007
provided an often solid slate of genre movies. There are even
movies (not all of them) on my top ten list that I believe I will
look back on as modern classics in a few decades time.
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STEVE WEST'S TOP TEN OF 2007 |
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Inside (A
L’INTERIEUR):
Directors: Alexandree
Bustillo and Julien Maury
The year’s second stand-out French genre film, INSIDE is a
nightmarish experience, a gruelling exercise in audience
endurance and one of the scariest movies of the decade.
A mightily creepy yet relatively restrained first
half, complete with one of the best ever “look behind you!”
moments erupts into a frenzy of genuinely jarring violence
that will leave you reeling. Dalle’s astonishing performance
instantly ranks her as one of the genre’s most formidable
female “monsters”, while the unflinching brutality of the
finale (capped by an eerie downer of an ending) will upset
many. Balls-to-the-wall ordeal horror doesn’t come any more
visceral and skillfully assembled than this.
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Grindhouse:
Directors:
Quentin Tarantino & Robert
Rodriguez Dumb-ass
timing (a splatter movie for Easter weekend?!) and a marketing
campaign that confused even while trying to clarify helped
ensure that this ambitious 21st century mainstream
homage to scuzzy 70’s exploitation flicks met with
indifference at the US box office. This below-expectation
performance in turn led to the movie being split in two for
its cinematic release in other territories, the UK included.
While this meant that “two movies for the price of one” became
“one movie for the price of two released two months apart
minus the spoof trailers”, it did allow non-US viewers the
opportunity to judge the separate contributions of Tarantino
and Rodriguez on their own terms.
Tarantino’s DEATH PROOF is a hilarious, deliciously acted
homage to SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE -type feminist stalker pics
and vehicular pornography like VANISHING POINT. It also
happens to deliver some of the wildest, most jaw-dropping
stunts seen in a movie for some time, including a bloody
midpoint collision sequence that outshone all of 2007’s flashy
CGI spectacle.
No less fun was PLANET TERROR, Rodriguez’s brazen,
splatter-filled love-letter to pus-oozing, head-exploding 80’s
body-horror movies. Highlighted by iconic cameo appearances,
perky jailbait twins and gleefully outrageous make-up effects,
it’s a sustained adrenaline jolt and captured a sense of
spirited, unpretentious fun missing in many of the year’s
other, more po-faced genre releases.
The sublime GRINDHOUSE package was filled out by a
delightful quartet of mock-trailers; you will have your own
favourite, but this reviewer adores MACHETE, with its dead-on
Voice-over Guy intoning “They just fucked with the wrong
Mexican” and Cheech Marin as an ass-kicking priest. |
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The
Girl Next Door: Director:
Gregory Wilson
Following Chris Severtson’s bold, riveting adaptation of THE
LOST last year, this cinematic translation of Ketchum’s
punishing story of abuse succeeds in capturing the novel’s raw
power in spite of the fact that (inevitably) some of its
harshest atrocities have been excised or kept off-camera. A
based-on-fact descent into humanity’s darkest depths, the
movie’s depiction of child abuse is non-exploitative but so
harrowing that many viewers, even hardened horror fans, will
prefer to turn away. Blanche Baker’s powerhouse performance as
the embittered, unremittingly cruel “Aunt Ruth” and an
ambiguous emotional resolution are just two reasons why this
movie is among the year’s most powerfully affecting pictures. |
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The Orphanage
: Director:
Juan Antonio Bayona.
Belen Rueda is outstanding in this remarkable modern ghost
story, which never loses sight of the story’s strong emotional
undercurrent, but also racks up the kind of spooky ambience
and big-time seat-ejecting frights that most Hollywood horrors
can only dream of. The sinister sack-masked “Tomas” is a
figure you wont easily forget, a game of “Knock On Wood” turns
into a master class of shiver-inducing sustained tension, and
a sudden death moment provides a jolt almost immediately
topped by a reviving-corpse shock that had a packed Leicester
Square festival audience in London collectively shitting their
pants and gasping aloud. It probably wont win the Oscar for
Best foreign language movie, but it deserves to. |
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The Last Winter
: Director: Larry
Fessenden
Fessenden’s beautifully crafted companion piece to his
distinctive WENDIGO is this quietly devastating, doom-laden
eco-horror movie that riffs on THE LAST WAVE and John
Carpenter’s THE THING but captures its own sense of
slow-burning dread. A microcosm of the apocalypse for a world
unnerved by the revelations of AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH, this
uncommonly understated 21st century horror film
follows the gradual realisation of an oil-drilling team in the
Arctic circle that Mother Nature is slowly rallying against
them. Extraordinarily eerie, the movie makes haunting use of
music, sound and the beautiful wilderness locations, while the
subtly shattering final shot ranks among the movie year’s most
haunting moments. |
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Frontiere(s) : Director:
Xavier Gens
Confirming, along with INSIDE, the growing reputation of
France as a producer of skilful, hardcore horror movies,
FRONTIERE(S) owes a lot to many movies you will have seen
countless times…but it also comes closer than most to matching
the unrelenting intensity of Tobe Hooper’s TEXAS CHAINSAW
MASSACRE. As Paris spirals out of control in the wake of the
election of a Bush-like right-wing candidate, a bunch of young
folks suffer inordinately at the hands of an extended family
of in-bred neo-Nazi lunatics. Directed with force and style by
a gifted filmmaker whose talents were callously thrown away on
his US studio debut HITMAN, this assault on the senses
delivers the kind of startling grue and breathless suspense
we’ve come to expect from post-HAUTE TENSION Gallic horror. |
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Hostel Part II
: Director:
Eli Roth
More penis-severing could be found in the bloody climax of a
sequel that, like 28 WEEKS LATER, proved a worthy successor
despite mixed reviews. Dividing the audience empathy between
fresh victims and their potential executioners, Roth matures
as both writer and director with his third film, incorporating
darkly funny incidental details as he condemns society’s
sickness. Terrific performances by Roger Bart and Richard
Burgi put human faces and emotions on the shadowy dungeon
keepers of HOSTEL. Roth cannily combines potent off-camera
violence with some of the most extreme carnage ever seen in a
mainstream wide-release American movie, notably the Hammer-esque
demise of geeky Heather Matarazzo. |
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Teeth
: Director:
Mitchell Lichtenstein
Broadly played sight gags, graphic castration scenes and a
perceptive insight into the growing pains of a teenage girl
combine to disarming effect in this, the ultimate “vagina
dentata” movie. Jess Weixler portrays one of the genre’s most
unlikely “monsters”, a pretty Christian teenager who just
happens to have a pussy laced with dick-biting teeth and the
film deftly juggles emotional drama, physical horror and jet
black comedy.
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28 Weeks Later
: Director:
Juan Carlos Fresnadillo
The official “solution” to the epidemic first seen in the
apocalyptic 28 DAYS LATER proves as terrifying as the Rage
virus in this largely underrated and harrowing sequel.
Drenched in Romero-esque anti-authority cynicism and
punctuated by visceral outbursts of shocking gore,
Fresnadillo’s intense movie ups the pace and horror content of
its predecessor and boasts a deliciously grim punch line. |
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All the Boys Love Mandy Lane
: Director:
Jonathan Levine
The predictably careless shenanigans of the Weinstein brothers
mean that this notably smart and cynical post-Columbine high
school slasher flick remains unseen in major territories
despite strong festival feedback. A breakout performance from
uber-hot Amber Heard in the title role and a refreshing
avoidance of stalk n slash clichés make this a substantial
achievement. |
Honorable Mentions:
Wilderness
Diary Of The Dead*
Thirst
Seed
Fragile
Great Horror Short:
In The Wall
Note: List subject to change. * -2008
release worldwide
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