| Film Title: Evilution | Year Released: 2009 | |
| Reviewed By: Steven West | ||
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| Overall Stars: ** | Scare Factor: * | |
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A visceral prologue apes - inevitably - the 28 DAYS/WEEKS LATER movies with its frenetic shaki-cam work, fast-cuts and faster-moving “zombies” : an Iraqi research station where an alien bacterium - discovered to have the ability to revive the dead and possess the living - causes chaos before a Bloody Big Bomb drops on the base. Scientist Eric Peter-Kaiser moves into a creepy basement apartment, the only one to walk away from the Iraqi site and in possession of the last remaining vestige of the extra-terrestrial reanimation serum. Mmm…can you guess what happens next? With zombies billed as “alien possessed life forms”, this pretty bloody, shot-on-digital flick struggles to distinguish itself from the rash of other undead-loose-in-an-apartment building shockers : see also MULBERRY STREET, REC, LA HORDE, et al. It’s competently directed, with decent make-up FX, but it gets weighed down by an excess of dull and / or annoying supporting characters. Perhaps its biggest hindrance is the kind of corny romantic sub-plot in which characters forlornly say things to each other like “You really have…(poignant pause)…sad eyes”. Our hero’s love interest is hot, busty divorcee Sandra Ramirez, a hot, busty actress ill-advisedly cast as a dateless TiVo-addicted loner despite the fact that she always has her (spectacular) cleavage on display. Ramirez isn’t the kind of wizened lonely cat-lady you’d find in this kind of low-rent apartment complex ; she looks like the kind of hottie you’d exercise your wrist to while browsing the lingerie section of an up market catalogue. Ramirez and our one-note hero get it on for a s-l-o-w, flesh-free, passion-less sex scene that slows things down to a crawl, while silly disposable fodder like a paranoid Cockney and a daft bunch of phony white would-be Gangstas just get in the way of the carnage - which, when it happens, is diverting enough. Screenwriter Brian Patrick O’Toole also wrote the more-fun BASEMENT JACK and CEMETERY GATES ; this shares several cast members with the former (including comic relief Nathan Bexton playing the same apartment-manager role), plus a score by veteran John Carpenter collaborator Alan Howarth. - Steven West
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