Mr. Brett Piper. Good to see you again my friend. Oh by the way, I just witnessed Arachnia and man oh man. I could take it to a point with the Harryhuasen style stop motion animation but some of the character detail are a little off. Good flick but story line, needs material taken out. Well, Screaming Dead comes on over to the Cannibal side of things and I’m down for a munchin’.

  Mr. Roger Neal, a star photographer with all the ego’s and stereotypes a snotty man of his stature would take on. He’s pristine yet demanding and distasteful, especially with the way he treats women. BY golly, can you get away with that? Yes my fellow peon, yes they can. Well anyways,  he has a new project in mind which deals with the sadistic art he portrays on the wall whereupon he will use this mansion of with a despicable past including the torture and death of many woman. Perfect wouldn’t you say!!! Only one snag Mr. Neal, the buildings caretaker Rob “Arachnia” Monkiewicz steps for a little chaperon if you will. Meanwhile the chicks are model quality and his plan is in action. Mr. Rob is not fancy of Mr. Neal’s attitude, very pompous and demeaning by his standards. Getting fed up with Neal, he retaliates and a stir is caused. On with the show anyways. Snooping Neal does within the house because of the stories told about the basements inexcusable happenings. With one of the models (Misty Mundae) down they go to set up shop for his next set of sado-pictures. What’s this? Something’s going terribly wrong. This shouldn’t be happening!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! I shall not go on and ruin the ending for all you cheese sleaze fans.

All I can tell you that it pretty much reminded me of reliving the countless amounts of Full Moon Entertainment schlock and being totally a huge fan of it all. I would say a lot nicer looking females which do shed some skin within but that’s for you to indulge in. A featurette film, Inside the Asylum Documentary which is pretty cool considering the structure itself id so spooky as is. Interviews, From Skin To Scream with Misty, Screenings at the weekend Of Horrors, etc. etc.. I did dig this film in a retro felt way. Those were the days, no I can have them back. Thanks guys, thanks for everything.

 -Cannibal Cam

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