| Film Title: The Crucifier | Year Released: 2005 | ||
| Reviewed By: Cannibal Cam | |||
| Movie Related Website: Click Here | |||
| Overall Stars: * | Overall DVD: * | Scare Factor: NS | |
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I can now say I have honestly watched, well not even finished but fast forward it through, the worst movie ever made. He made the WORST HORROR MOVIE EVER MADE and that was just pure potty humour and full of life. This flick was like a huge TYPE O NEGATIVE song, an hour music video. The music was done by COHPNIA, an even more gothic sounding Peter Steel. Dialogue of bible scriptures while on LSD. The whole thing is showing Woman on the cross naked every other 10 minutes. Nothing against naked ladies but come on here, a little pointless after the 14th time bro. The whole deal is the guy drops acid at a trip out. Has an epiphany and whammo, in the name of the dark lords. Too much reciting, and so on. It just drags and drags and drags and drags and drags and drags……… Sorry man, a wicked bummer.
-Cannibal Cam *This film contains adult content and is not viewable for children under the age of 17.* |
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