I’m a sucker for Baby Blue type movies on Sex TV. A true auteur in fine tuned exploitation. Upon receiving a wonderful copy of this fine here spoof, I was in anticipation. So lets see what this Super Sexy Edition has to offer me, other than a fine slap of the salami. Captain Waldo Lavish and partner are on the search for the Goddess Of Lust. While climbing their way up the peaks, night fall came and now the duo was laid to a midnight slumber. Dreams overran the partner in his sleep. Dreams of a fantastic lady with fantastic parts stripping for him and turning his inner most obsessions into full tilt. A boner rises and leads him to the lady in Ice.  A frozen in time love machine. A fine specimen with heaping mounds of orb love and a carpet muncher to boot.  They transport her from the icy mountains, then manage to have their truck stolen with the body of the Chilled  Hottie. Agent Johnson (Misty Mundae) is put on the job of “Finding The Evil Lesbian Goddess Of Lust” before she reeks havoc on the world and turn every female into a box eater. Like that would be a bad thing eh!

  But Surely, a semi hilarious young boys fantasy. Anoushka, the character of the Taco eatin’ Goddess really bumps up the levels of intensity if you catch my drift. Misty Mundae portrays the James Bondish persona along with the comedy driven antics of one Monty Python and Benny Hill’s so stupid it’s funny slapstick. Get the Unrated Super Sexy Edition. Worth the extra dollar bill ya’ll.

  Oh, and another thing that I can’t believe I forgot to mention. Watching the behind the scenes was dandy and all but when they where cruising around London going to record shops and such. Misty and one other fine gentleman where proud to display a mint vinyl record of Emerson, Lake And Palmer’s Tarkus album. When I seen that, it made me want to cry. The first 2 E,L, and P albums are probably 1st and 2nd of my all time favorite ever so inevitably. I fell in love and watched the movie in a whole different perspective. That- you guys rock. Misty kicks Ass, and the movie kicks even more ass.

- Cannibal Cam

*This film contains adult content and is not viewable for children under the age of 17.*

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