| Film Title: Lust Connection | Year Released: 2005 | ||
| Reviewed By: Cannibal Cam | |||
| Movie Website: Click Here | |||
| Overall Stars: **** | DVD: **** | Scare Factor: NS | |
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Dir: Jim Winorski ( aka J. Andrews, Jay Andrews, H.R. Blueberry,
Harold Blueberry, Bob E.Brown, Daniel Fast, David Gibbs, Noble
Henri, Noble Henry, Tom Popatopolous, Arch Stanton, Thaddeus Wick
wire ) Seduction Cinema With as many pseudonyms you would think your dealing with a Joe
D’amato or something. This Jim fella is quite the erotic man, or so
he thinks he is. Bringing us many monkey spanking films for the male
of the species to feel not ripped off by cheap ass skank driven
ladies or pointless story line. Lust Connection delivers everything
from an actually eventful story line (well, better then the usual
fair) to women that even if they ate cookies in your bed, you
wouldn’t kick them out. Lets begin the spanking sessions. Wife (Glori Anne Gilbert of Countess Dracula’s Orgy Of Blood, The
Curse Of The Komodo, Bare Wench Project and many more bare ass
flicks) of Millionaire tycoon Rick Taylor (lucky ugly bastard who
looks like the fella from the Man Show, Jimmy Kimmel) gets offed
pretty quickly into the film, well after an eventful sex scene which
lasts about 10 minutes. Drowned in the hot tub then later found by
Rick. Boobs are keeping her afloat, and that looks just fine, even
if she is dead. Ed Gein anyone? Now the investigation begins. Will
the cops find him guilty? Will he hook the pigs up with info which
could lead to the murderer? Is he just involved in some wild goose
chase? I guess you’ll have to watch to find out, and I think you
wont be disappointed at all. If you into this style of ultra erotic
mysteries. The movie itself is 1/4 story line, and ¾ nude sex soft core
scenes. Soft core scenes to get your hammer rockin and not even have
time to keep it down the whole film. All ladies are smoking
beauties. Huge knocked strippers and such, even porn star Chasey
Lain makes an eventful appetence in the flesh. UMMMMM um um. Also
there is a bonus film of all women playing with themselves that have
nothing to do with the titles Night Vamps, who cares anyways right?
I’m not really one for these movies, other than fast forwarding to
the important parts but this was actually easy to take. Story line
and hot steamy action? You can’t ask for more. Well, my lady beside
me to help me out. - Cannibal Cam *This film contains adult content and is not viewable for children under the age of 17.* |
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