I’m getting to know who this
Eric Spudic fella is. I watched a story he had written, which
turned into BUTCHERED. A very nice, but sloppily done grue fest.
So I go into this movie with a little more gumption than usual
cause hey, I know that guy! He’s made AQUANOIDS, DEAD CLOWNS,
CREEPIES. We’ll see eh!
Dude, right off the bat. We get
into a fella, played by Spudic whacking off to a computer screen,
finishing up, then grabbing his sandwich to have his buddy walk on
in and make himself comfortable. 2 dudes just hanging out.
Alrighty then. Drinking beers then the skeletons come out. Talks
of past enemies who have done them wrong in high school. Wedgies,
lunch stolen, laughed at, that sort of thing. Drinking up their
brews, getting the kahones, then going out and do unto others that
have done onto them. But kill to spice it up! So off they go,
person by person and exact revenge pretty much thought he rest of
this diddy. I wont tell the end just cause I never do. But lets
just say its a dozzy of a twist.
I guess were going on the
Cloumbine Shootings scenario? Just a hunch. Also, the camera work
was horrible. Like I’m watching home movies, and the movies were
garbage. Tons of pretty good music, but that just made the movie
hurry the fuck up. I was bored as hell. Way to many references in
the flick, poster wise. There’s a poster in every shot almost.
Whatever I guess ,but man, I already know you love those movies.
Overall, it was weak and not a flick to put a good word on. Sorry.
-Cannibal Cam