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 Vampire Sisters

 Film Title: Vampire Sisters Year Released: 2004
Reviewed By: Cannibal Cam
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Overall Stars: *1/2 Scare Factor: *

 

These Brain Damage dudes, if you don’t already know, have a special line of films purely geared toward the Vampire genre. Personally myself, I find it hard to ingest a plethora of these bloodsucking time wasters lately. I mean there hasn’t been much new material to make me want to sink my teeth into, maybe if there are killer kills and gratuitous gore, but they don’t mention that on the box so a passing I will go. Next stop, Vampire sisters.

A sexy group of nubile female sluts run a porn website and offer their clients special bonus’s for their time spent on the site. They email their victims (oops! Did I say that!) for them to come to their house and victimized they become. They think they are in for the ride of their life only to be subjected to some of the most original kills since Jospeh Zito’s The Prowler. Drills in the eyes was the best thing since My Bloody Valentine. But that is it about the movie. One by one by one by one by one by one and on and on and on the lonely horndogs are feed to the thing in the shed. Honestly, the body count is quite huge I must say. 2 of the ladies are supremely hot, but the huge chested goth dog was the lamest thing about the hole movie. The outfits she wore absolutely hideous, a huge turn off. Better when she had nothing on, but then they zoom in on her face and that gingivitis ridden mouth ended up ruining my pee hard on.

As a hole the movie was quite boring and pointless (I don’t call killing pointless), but the semi original murders and goopy putrescence was a nice added touch. Not enough for me to view it again.

-Cannibal Cam

 

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