The Christmas Season Massacre
Dir: Jeremy Wallace
Sub Rosa Studios

This is a type of movie you’d have to have fun with. Christmas Season Massacre, can’t get anymore cliché than that eh! It leans itself on referential displays of homage. But a blast at that also.

The boys from the Rosa roster are included in this happy go lucky slash fest. Freaking hilarious people, 80’s fried stalk n slash.

Tommy “one shoe” was, or is a loser and soon became the apitmy of himself. A blood thirsty maniac. The team of bully’s unite to stop his reign of terror once and for all. In the meantime, they are all getting dispensed quite quickly one by one by ole’ pirate boy himself. Guts a flyin” and jokes a plenty is what I have to say. Surely a mix of Eric Stanze’s (www.wickedpixel.com ) flavor amongst this Wallace special.  

Tons of heaping bucket loads of red and sauce. DJ Vivona gets taken out in a nice Toolbox fashion.

Good times, it’s dynamite!

-Cannibal Cam
 

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