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| Film Title: The Seekers | Year Released: 2003 | |
| Reviewed By: Cannibal Cam | ||
| Movie Website: Click Here | ||
| Overall Stars: NS | Scare Factor: NS | |
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Before The Ring there was The Seekers? Give me a break. You’ve got to be shitting me. This was a sure bet to win sales on Sub Rosa ‘s part because that would be the only way to sell this hunk of crap. The man who brought Housebound brings this giant piece of turd. Buddy needs to fulfill his video watching needs so the local video store cannot give him the fix he needs. So he hears on the radio about some little video shop selling and renting tons of underground horror / exploitation films. A perfect answer to a dreary movie life. He reaches the destination only to find himself the only one there. A little funny I’d say but I’ve found underground videos in even weirder places but anyways. A blind woman approaches him with a certain tape he should watch (a blind woman?) which will help him get the answers he needs to get a better job, find out about his girlfriend etc. etc. He gets home and pops the tape in only to find a woman able to speak to him on real time. He asks her plenty of questions only with a little deal she made with him. Before he can say no the story begins its savage cycle of pointless nudity, rank woman actors with their ugly boobs, and the worst devil type character ever seen even for these standards. I swear about the women, some of the most vile eroticism I witnessed since I viewed a porno entitled life in the fat lane. Overly cheap gore, weak ass suspense, budget females, the whole lot. I tell ya folks, these pipe dream fellas really know how to keep things consistently shit.
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