| Film Title: Housebound | Year Released: 2002 | ||
| Reviewed By: Cannibal Cam | |||
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| Overall Stars: NS | Overall DVD Stars: NS | Scare Factor: NS | |
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These Pipe Dream Films fellows really know how to make a really bad film even worse. From the makers of Abomination : Evil Maker 2 and The Seekers. God, these movies are not tolerable on any level or mood you are in. This one has to be the best out of their filmography and that’s not saying much at all. A woman is “Housebound”, agoraphobia shall we call it. When ever she steps foot outside she becomes dizzy and passes out. Her weak ass buddy (who of course is trying to get into her pants) decides he’s going to make Christmas time come early because her and her sarcastic rank looking sister had a shitty one. He goes out and cuts down a tree which of course, carries the escaped mutant Furby looking stuffed spider? You should se this thing get pulled around on a string, no value to that what so ever. A very bad excuse for a run amok monster story if you ask me. The monster is in the house and time runs out as they try to get the agoraphobic one out of the house. Weak as chase scenes, some not bad melting face effects, the 2 men in black in search of the creature are truly what gives this movie a hell of a shit load rating. I don’t mind the soundtrack some of the times. A metal band by the name of Twisted Tower Dire play a few songs with power metal glorification while some creepy melodies focus on what was inherit in the 80’s. Other than that, a stinker all the way threw. Watch out for this and other Pipe Dreams Films where they tend to lure you into a world of weak ass scares and non appealing characters, especially the characters. -Cannibal Cam
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